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APRIL 2018

  • A virulently bright teal, melty cake. Over it, the word "Cake" in cursive and "FAILURE" in block caps. Yes, that is my handwriting. --Ariel
    $16.50 Cake and FAILURE
    Springing back onto the scene with new scents, ZOMG has decided to take a less optimistic tone from now on and embrace the fact that sometimes things just suck, and you have to admit failure. Abject failure. Your cake fell...

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