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THE RETURN of "Wanna Get Pizza?"


A ton of orders will get popped into the mail today! The pig luau shall enter the world, joining the ranks of such other bizarre and mystical creatures as... "Want to Get Pizza?"

Due to the aforementioned luau scent, also known as Lau Lau KaPOW: the Porkening!, I've grown wistful and nostalgic for the magical pizza-summoning mind control scent of yore*, so I'm bringing it back for the month of August. Just because I can!


* "yore" is approximately 2015 or 2016.