Loading... Please wait...


Our Newsletter

Brontosaurus Loves Triceratops

  • Image 1
Calculated at checkout

Product Description

It's not Brontosaurus's fault that it's just an Apatosaurus head on a Diplodocus body, and it's certainly not Triceratops' fault that it may OR MAY NOT be just the juvenile form of Torosaurus. That doesn't matter, not even a little tiny bit, because there's a secret club for things that are too rad not to exist and now they're both in it. 

This is a scent dedicated to their cryptozoological comradeship; the secret knock to the clubhouse door of prehistoric awesome, if you will. Herbal, masculine, and Pangean: bay laurel, dry grasses, white pepper, sun-weathered wood. 

Find Similar Products by Category

Write your own product review

Product Reviews

  1. B <3 T, then FWOOSH! 4 Star Review

    Posted by on 24th Sep 2014

    This is review #7 of my squee assortment.

    I'm not sure about any of the other components, but first pop out of the squee I got ZOMGClove!! After about 10 minutes of ZOMGClove!!, the scent of dinosaur love, I started picking up something vaguely hot and burny; look out for that incoming meteorite, guys. Thereafter it faded quickly through assorted other spicy aromas, then after 45 minutes or so became almost indistinguishable from the faint scent of the hand lotion I use. Nice, but I'm not sure it was what I was expecting.

  2. Subtle and manly 5 Star Review

    Posted by on 9th Jan 2013

    I find it hard to find scents that are both masculine and not overwhelming. This is the perfect combination of manly and subtle; it's not as in-your-face as a lot of mens' colognes, which is great for someone with a quieter personality.

    As other reviewers have commented, it goes on very sharp and peppery, but quickly mellows to this woody, herbacious smell; it smells like being outside all day in the woods.

    I have received nothing but compliments while wearing this scent.

  3. This scent reminds me... 5 Star Review

    Posted by on 22nd Nov 2012

    ...of a Midsummer's Night Candle.
    ...of my Full Moon Incense.
    ...of a certain very sexy popular Men's cologne.

    ...and then it doesn't, because like every scent here, it has it's own ability to morph into something else.

    In the bottle, pepper. All I could smell was fresh pepper, and green wood. Perfect!
    Or so I thought. On me, it started out smelling like what I mentioned above, then it changed to a greener, more primal smell than that, not unpleasant, but not me.

    But why did you give it five stars then?

    Because even though it's not quite me, I've found that ZOMG Smells has another secret superpower: You can put one teensy drop onto a damp scent warmer pad, place it into your warmer, and plug it in. You then have this incredible smell drifting through the whole house for hours. Oh, and it smells like what I imagine walking with the dinosaurs in their forest would smell like. Five Stars.

  4. Forum Recovery Review 5 Star Review

    Posted by on 25th Jun 2012

    by restlesscourage » Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:05 pm

    In the bottle: I don’t know if I want to smell like this, but I like smelling it. It’s a dry scent.

    Wet: Warm. Woody. I am liking this better on my skin than I thought I would.

    Dry: I can smell every note, and they play together so nicely!

    General thoughts: I really like this one. Which is good, because I really wanted to like it. It’s a warm, cozy scent that makes me want to curl up on the couch with my partner. It would probably smell even better on him than it does on me. *compulsively sniffs wrist* I may need to add this to the list of bottles I might need.

  5. Forum Recovery Review 5 Star Review

    Posted by on 25th Jun 2012

    by elski » Thu Jan 12, 2012 2:29 am

    Oh my goodness, I wish this were not such a terribly masculine scent because I love it past the point of all coherence. I want to buy it for all the men in my life and make them wear it whenever I'm in the room. Mmmmmm. *can't stop sniffing wrist*

  6. Dinosaurs Smell Nice 5 Star Review

    Posted by on 26th Apr 2012

    I adore this scent. When I opened the squee, I wasn't sure if I wanted to wear it. I loved smelling it, but I wasn't sure if I wanted to smell like it, you know? But I decided to try it, and...wow. I really like this one. Which is good, because I really *wanted* to like it. It’s a warm, cozy scent that makes me want to curl up on the couch with my partner. Woody, dry, masculine without being overwhelming. I only wish it had slightly more staying power on my skin.

Add to Wish List

Click the button below to add the Brontosaurus Loves Triceratops to your wish list.

Related Products

You Recently Viewed...