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UPDATE: I know you love the Good Captain, but a very important ingredient in this mix has been discontinued by my supplier and I'm still hunting fruitlessly for a replacement. Woe. :( I am sorry, but until I can find the right stuff, the elevator to the glorious mahogany-paneled office is out of service. 

CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY: Ah, the heady scent of monopolistic lucre! This scent is all about what it feels like to take a private elevator up an Art Deco skyscraper. It is the scent of standing in the wood-paneled office on the top floor of that skyscraper, gazing out through floor-to-ceiling windows upon the churning factories of your capitalist domain. It is the scent of wearing a suit jacket and tie, but NO PANTS.

Because you can

Mahogany backing a glass of really super-expensive scotch, with a curl of the best lemon peel. How best? This lemon had its own summer home and a personal assistant. That's how best it is.

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  1. Money doesn't smell, but if it did, this is what it would smell like. 4 Star Review

    Posted by on 6th Sep 2015

    Subtle like industrial espionage, sweet like the allure of wealth and power, sophisticated like leather-bound books, oak desks, and padded armchairs.
    I like it. I like it a LOT.

  2. Rich Corinthian Leather 5 Star Review

    Posted by on 19th Sep 2014

    Review #3 of my 10-squee set.

    This smells like it should announce itself as "Bond, James Bond." It's a Saville Row briefcase of the aforementioned leather, casually displayed on a mahogany Executive Desk alongside an antique decanter of exquisite single malt. I didn't get very much of the lemon, except a brief wisp as I opened the aquee. Perhaps it was a cringing minion, hoping the boss won't notice that the latest quarterly report is Not Up To Snuff. My main regret is that after a big open, it fades far too quickly, and I can't be decadently dabbing myself with it every hour on the hour. Minus half a star only because of that.

  3. i want to lick my arm 5 Star Review

    Posted by on 4th Nov 2013

    the ONLY problem with this scent is if you sniff it hardcore for a minute straight( which you will want to), your back of your toungue will kind of taste like you ate a piece of playdoh. (dont pretend you never tried it) i will experiment with my coworker tomorrow and write a review for how it smells on her
    Their description was spot on except i might add that the chair behind you is comfortably made out of the Highest Quality Deep Red Leather

  4. Such a sexy classy drink... 5 Star Review

    Posted by on 19th Apr 2013

    ...turned into a classy sexy smell.

    I just had to grab this when I read the classy description.

    In the bottle, smooth smooth Scotch taken out of a classy Cherry stained Mahogany cabinet, then poured in a rocks glass over a very fresh juicy slice of Lemon.

    On me, the Mahogany and Lemon took center stage while the Scotch mellowed and gave an overall smoothness, so not quite what I pictured it, but still sexy.

    On my son, oddly enough, it smelled like my drink was spilled on my chest of drawers, with a damp woodsy scent mixed with the aroma of spilled classy drink. A few minutes later, the brightness of the Lemon peeked out and demanded attention. This was exactly how I pictured it.

    This is soooo perfectly gorgeous. It's I want to buy a gallon of it and bathe in it gorgeous.

    Classy ladies.

  5. Best damned shave yet! 5 Star Review

    Posted by on 21st Mar 2013

    Your shaving soap is luxurious, if not downright decadent. I look forward to mornings now, if only so I can slather my face with it and sensuously slide the razor around my beard. As the to the scent. I'm not so much a Captain of Industry so much as a Merchant Prince-in-Waiting. Wait 'til I get my website set up and then watch out!

    Is there any chance you could bring this scent out in a matching after shave? I hate covering it up, even with Bay Rum.

  6. No, really, this is the best thing. 5 Star Review

    Posted by on 25th Aug 2012

    I love the scent of mahogany but have had experiences with products where it ended up being overpowering. This is definitely not the case here.
    In this product the mahogany scent is just mellow enough to meld with the scotch and lemon scent. Overall, it's extremely professional. The scent is not masculine enough to seem presumptuous but is also just enough to display a down-to-earth yet powerful tone.
    Long story short, I am going to be very sad between when my squee is empty and when I get a full bottle of this!

  7. Indeed, I wore no pants 4 Star Review

    Posted by on 12th Jun 2012

    My wife loves your site and got me a couple of samples of your stuff. This was one of them and so far, my favorite. The scotch/ lemon smell starts pretty strong, but mellows through the day enough that my boss doesn't think I'm taking sips of Chivas Regal at my desk. Once the overtones stop, the mahogany comes out and starts smelling like an old acoustic guitar. Love this stuff.

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