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  • Dantzick
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    The distinction between a perfume and a liqueur is sometimes just a matter of how high-proof the final product is. We at ZOMG love our antique cordials and this one is especially perfumetastic: eau de vie de Dantzick is...

  • Dastardly Banyan
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    You may be familiar with the EVIL TREES in movies that reach out and grab people and, depending on the movie, either muss them up good or ruin them for their own species forever. This scent isn't that of...

  • $30.00 Choose Options DEATHMATCH! Edison v. Tesla
    This is a pair of scents that we've locked together in mortal combat, partially because the idea of it makes us laugh like goons and also because they smell really, really good together. These scents are not available...

  • Deified
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    Deified is the winner of the head-to-head Fancy Fruity Flan Fight: two scents separated by a single ingredient. Ariel and Holly loved them both but just could not decide, so we offered both for a month and asked for a...

  • Dessert Rose
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    No, not desert rose. Dessert rose. We meant what we typed. This one is a sweet, light scent for people who don't want any patchouli OR amber in their rose. Ariel kept sniffing her wrist and going "mmmm" while she...

  • Doc Holliday
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    This is not a huckleberry scent. Doc Holliday was beloved of children for the candies he kept in his pocket. This tiny, charming historical fact-- bad boy Doc Holliday was kind to kids! aww-- gains a terrible light,...