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Dr. Zomg's Barbaric Splendour

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Oh no, Dr. Zomg got back into the classic fountain-drink recipes ON A HORSE, WITH PLUNDER!

The results are like a Ren Faire soda: all the bright, honeyed sweet-sour citrus notes of Dr. Zomg's Superlative Polytonic Mira-balm with a sexy, rich underlayer of sandalwood, red musk, myrrh, patchouli and amber pillaged right off Barbaric Splendour. Dr. Zomg is anointed with rare oils and dripping with the ancient sap of gorgeous trees strung into big, chunky bead form as she lifts a cold fizzy one to the skies. Or a warm fizzy one, since mounted invaders were not really known for their portable refrigeration. The important thing here is that it's delicious, plunderous, and it might decide to go conquer something if you're not careful.  

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