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Dr. Zomg's Superlative Polytonic Mira-suds

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The scent:

The recipe for modern Coca-Cola is trademarked, of course, but the recipe for the original stimulating syrup is public domain. They're not quite the same thing, partially because the coca-leaf extract in the modern version has been, and this is a real word, "decocainized". (Our smell, naturally, also contains no cocaine. Drat?) The acid, originally citric, has been replaced with phosphoric to mimic that refreshing cocaine tingle.

We just love the chance to un-ironically use "refreshing cocaine tingle", by the way.

This is the great-grandfather of the modern recipe, venerable and august. It's bracing with citrus and rich with spice, plus a few other odd bits and bobs that were probably sitting in an opportune location in the stockroom when the recipe was compounded. Bitter orange, lemon, lime, coriander, cinnamon, nutmeg, neroli, and INGREDIENT X. Ooooooh.

The soap:

Warm amber-brown with real nutmeg and honey. This is Ariel's favorite soap, because it smells AMAZINGLY GOOD and it's also possible she may be a little addicted a certain highly relevant soft drink. If these things are things that you like too, even though our soap is not currently formulated to give you a refreshing cocaine tingle, treat yourself to some of this, because hot damn we hit this one out of the park.


(Soap Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Safflower Oil, Glycerin (kosher, of vegetable origin), Honey, Purified Water, Sodium Hydroxide (saponifying agent), Sorbitol (moisturizer), Sorbitan oleate (emulsifier), soy bean protein (conditioner), powdered lemon peel, powdered orange peel, nutmeg, fragrance blend.)

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  1. Deliciously clean... 5 Star Review

    Posted by on 22nd Oct 2012

    I got this one as a sampler with my Squee Party, and it smells divine. My wee one took one whiff, then another, then "Yoink!" and ran giggling to the bathroom. One hour and a lot of giggles and splashes later, my little one smells incredible, and did so for hours.

    Between this and the Soft Lavender Cake, I think that the Nirvana achievement has been unlocked. I will be getting this and the companion scent for my little one.

  2. Extra honeyed! 4 Star Review

    Posted by on 11th Oct 2012

    It's funny, I was going to write up the review saying that it smells just like the perfume oil except more honeyed, and then I actually read the ingredients list.... Now it makes sense! The honey is an awesome addition, and it tempers all the citrus and spice and floral into something a bit milder and less contrasty which is more suited for a soap.

    The scent is deliciously noticeable when you use the soap, but I can't smell any trace of it afterwards. On the plus side, it won't interfere with your perfume!

    As for the soap itself, I'm not a big connoisseur of soaps, so all I know is that it gets me clean. :)

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