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Empty Airship Hangar

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Ever wanted to smell something that Phil Foglio said NO to? NOW IS YOUR CHANCE! This scent was described by the mighty gentleman Foglio-- when we offered it to him-- as "an empty airship hangar." And not in a good way! HIS EXPRESSION MADE THAT CLEAR.

Google Scent Search may have led you here. Rank curiosity will make you open the bottle and let out the fine, antique aroma of EMPTY AIRSHIP HANGAR, guaranteed to cure ABSOLUTELY NOTHING but your SAD LACK OF EXPOSURE TO INSUFFICIENT AIRSHIPS IN A CAPACIOUS, SLIGHTLY MANKY HANGAR.

Sticky, syrupy balsam of Peru BRUSQUELY MILKED FROM A TREE, sharp green herbal galbanum, SWEET-ASS frankincense, PUNGENT SPILLS OF AIRSHIP FUEL, oil that DIDN'T EVEN NEED TO BE THERE but some Cid-like engineer got a little overenthusiastic and there is no telling where he wiped his hands afterward, and UNFORTUNATELY MANKY HANGAR DUST, do you ever even sweep this place WERE YOU RAISED IN A BARN, gah.

 

(Airship hangar image used and abused into its current form by Creative Commons remix license: original photodude on that one appears to be Magnus Manske. THANKS MAGNUS.)


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