FIREMAN: So many of us wanted to be firemen as kids. Most of us didn't do it, but we still think the ones who did are extra-nifty people, and for very good reason. What's not to like about someone whose job is literally to save people and pets from burning buildings? Fireman are also-- I'm not apologizing for this pun-- pretty hot. So! Maybe you are one, maybe you're dressing up as one this Halloween, maybe you just really like woodsmoke and fire. I made you this thing. Woodsmoke, creme brulee, and rubber boots.