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Count of Monte Cristo spoilers below! :D 
HAYDEE. Let us talk about Haydee and how much ass she kicks! Orphaned and enslaved as a child-princess, bought by the Count's agent and given a good education all so he could use her eventually as a witness against their mutual enemy Fernand... but despite calling herself his slave, Haydee ended up being the only person who ever successfully told the Count what to do and where to go besides Mercedes. 
Unlike Mercedes, however, Haydee wasn't up for nobly facing the rest of her life without her beloved and refusing his money. When the Count gave her his fortune and tried to leave after he was done with revenge, Haydee accepted the fortune... and said she wasn't done with him. The book dialogue did not go like this, but it could have:
The Count: "Take my fortune and be happy. You are young, and I want to go be miserable. I give you everything that I possess."
Haydee: "Actually, you left something out. I'd like to also have you."
The Count: "...Sorry, what?"
Haydee: "Everything that you possess also includes you. I'd like the real everything, please."
The Count: "You're sure about that? I mean... this really never occurred to me. I don't deserve to be happy, and I might find happiness again with you."
Haydee: "Well, I do deserve to be happy. Can we start with that?" 
The Count: "I... I guess so. Huh. Yes! Okay! You can have me too."
Haydee: "Yay!"
And they sailed off into the sunset together to have great, sensual feasts.

Turkish coffee, golden raisins, the warm, spiced residue of sweet resin on her incense burner... and a faint hint of the Count himself lingering in her chambers.


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  1. fruity cigars 4 Star Review

    Posted by on 14th Dec 2014

    in the bottle: worryingly nutty with overripe fruit

    wet on my skin: cigars and incense and very sweet fruit. a little figgy. the cigars and incense make me WANT to close my eyes and relax to this but the sweetness puts me on edge.

    drying: everything blends together into a super pleasant lightly-sweet fruity cigar scent. as it fades, it's mostly a smokey raisin smell. i never really get any coffee scent from it, but it's very lovely!

  2. cigars and rrrrromance! 4 Star Review

    Posted by on 18th Jan 2014

    When I first put it on, it's all cigars. I was scared, but I let it sit on my skin and I'm glad I did! The raisins and sweet resin come through after about 3-5 minutes. Very warm and full of fire-side rrrrromance. It's so romantic, it gets some extra rolls on its 'r's.

  3. Incense-ilicious 5 Star Review

    Posted by on 2nd Dec 2012

    This is one of my favourite oils on the site! I love the sweet/bitter contrast, and it's a really nice evening/dinner kind of scent.

    The grape/raisin and incense combo is wonderful here. It's sweet and rich, backed up by a dark, bitter coffee layer underneath. I would say the dominant note for me is the sweet grape, then resin, and then coffee as the faintest, but they're all pretty even overall. I'm saying grape instead of raisin because it has the sharp sweetness of fresh grapes with none of the juiciness, and though the scent has a bit of a dusty, hazy side, it doesn't seem to be attached to the grape/raisin in particular.

    Overall, totally awesome <3

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