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Holiday Season NEW LIMITEDS 2018

  • So Incensed
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    So Incensed: myrrh, frankincense, sandalwood, dragon's blood, red musk, champaka, nag champa, sweetgrass.   This limited-edition scent is only available in bottles, not sample vials...

  • Snow Cream 2018
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    Snow Cream 2018: hawthorne, white musk, tonka. This is more the flavor of the snow cream and the feeling that you get, red-cheeked from chill, as you come back into the warm house to eat it.    This...

  • Hot Apple Pie
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      Hot Apple Pie: warm apple filling spiced with cinnamon, clove, nutmeg, and allspice. Do not use for evil! It will make people hungry, and I always get nice comments when I go out wearing it.   This...

  • Remarkably Good Mimic Octopus Mistaken for Marine Researcher for Three Years
    $16.50 Choose Options Remarkably Good Mimic Octopus Mistaken for Marine Researcher for Three Years
    Remarkably Good Mimic Octopus Mistaken for Marine Researcher for Three Years: red musk, coral wood, ambergris, frankincense, Puget Sound rain, saltwater. Seattle Aquarium employees were baffled by the sudden absence of Dr...

  • Serpentine God of Chaos Apep Lovingly Embraces a Wolf-Rayet Star
    $16.50 Choose Options The Serpentine God of Chaos Apep Lovingly Embraces a Wolf-Rayet Star
    The Serpentine God of Chaos Apep Lovingly Embraces a Wolf-Rayet Star: Peru balsam, fig, glowing amber, myrrh, red Egyptian musk, black musk,  anise,  sandalwood. Wolf-Rayet stars are big bois, often 25 times the...

  • The Headless Chicken Monster Eats a Small Japanese Island
    $16.50 Choose Options The Headless Chicken Monster Eats a Small Japanese Island
    The Headless Chicken Monster Eats a Small Japanese Island: strawberry, watermelon, creamsicle, dragon's blood, ambergris, sweet musk, Japanese mint. Inspired by the actual recent disappearance of a small Japanese island,...

  • Precious Cinnamon Troll
    $16.50 Choose Options Precious Cinnamon Troll
    Precious Cinnamon Troll:  Literally a ZOMG-style cinnamon roll. The sassy, spicy brat with the sweet heart of gold. As with many ZOMG foodie scents, this one may make you and others hungry.    This...

  • White Sable Stole
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    The classic vanilla patchouli combo we've been missing. White Sable Stole: vanilla bean, vanilla buttercream, white amber, and patchouli. This is the elegant, refined one with perfect eyeliner game and a dangerous smoulder...

  • Put On Your Jasmine Sandals
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    Put On Your Jasmine Sandals: The starring-role jasmine scent we've been missing: jasmine, sandalwood, white egyptian musk, and a light rainforest shower. A classic, sensual beauty with an appreciation of nature, at home both...

  • Caryophyllene!
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    Caryophyllene: cloves, cinnmon, rosemary, black pepper, basil, ylang-ylang. Terpenes are fascinating things that make up the building blocks of scent (among the other crazy neat things that they do), and I just had to play...

  • Myrcene!
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    Myrcene: mango, cardamom, lemongrass, myrrh (SHOCKING!), hops, bay. Terpenes are fascinating things that make up the building blocks of scent (among the other crazy neat things that they do), and I just had to play with...

  • Terpinolene!
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    Terpinolene is found in apples, allspice, cumin, pine, and lilac-- and that unlikely dance party of terpinoid seduction is exactly what's happening in a bottle of the scent I mixed for you. Terpenes are fascinating things...