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  • Magnacephalopoda Aesthetica
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    Mad paleontologists, we salute you. You have seen the fossil record, and you have discarded with a majestic hand the conclusions that weren't nearly nifty enough. You have given us many things which we still cherish today,...

  • A yellow cake with a symbolic muscle-man torso in tasteful blue popping out of it. That makes it sound creepy, but it's supposed to look tasty.
    $16.50 Choose Options MAN-CAKE
    Okay, so this one happened because vanilla is super popular for a reason, and I know a guy who loves sweet baked-goods smells on himself. He was trying some of the other foody sweet stuff and loving it, but I thought he...

  • Mantle Plume
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    This one comes from a suggestion by one of our customers, working in the East African Rift Zone--home of so so many critical early hominid fossils and about eighty swizzillion volcanoes fed by the mantle plume underneath the...

  • Marmalade Tabby
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    This smell is dedicated to Holly's own indolent and mouthy marmalade tabby, Fisher.Everything warm and soft and marmalade-y she could think of went into this blend. Soft fuzzy stomachs in the sun, the scent of kitty-head as...

  • A raptor with big cute eyes and a blue streak gazing lovingly upward, holding a coffee mug that says "World's Best Dad."
    $16.50 Choose Options Raptor Daddy
    Obviously what happened here is that I saw Jurassic World and swooned over Chris Pratt's raptor pack antics despite the really sketchy writing for human interactions in that film, AND SO I worked on a sexy raptor daddy scent...

  • The Melancholy Death of Nikola Tesla
    $15.50 Choose Options The Melancholy Death of Nikola Tesla
    We owe Tesla a debt we can never repay: as the father of modern electrical engineering, radio, and innumerable other things that looked like mad science until they worked, he's also the father of this shop. His life was...