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MAY 2018

  • Cheesecake-Hunting Saddle, it says. Go forth and hunt cheesecake with panache.
    $16.50 Choose Options Cheesecake-Hunting Saddle
    Sometimes you need to saddle up and hunt some cheesecake. Need I say more? Saddle leather, sandalwood, a touch of oak and cedar, and a plethora of sweet treats from your local French bakery: cream cheese frosting, cream...

  • Major Hottington, it says, all fancy-like. Classy! Hottington!
    $16.50 Choose Options Major Hottington
    Creamy, smooth, sophisticated, and dirty. White ginger, sharp amber, classic old-fashioned masculine geranium, fancy polished boot leather, and boot-stomped dirty vanilla. I am not exaggerating when I say this is one of my...

  • The Stuff, in fancy lettering. So distinguished. Classy.
    $16.50 Choose Options The Stuff
    This actually happened because someone lamented a really expensive, recently popular French perfume being so expensive, so I asked what it smelled like... and then whipped something up in surprisingly little time that she...