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Modesty Cod

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The awkward thing about Renaissance Faires is-- no, it's not the people walking around in Starfleet uniforms with tricorders, and how dare you judge my parents. It's groins. Groins in tights. You know what I'm talking about. Is that guy even wearing underwear under those? Oh god, stop staring, he'll see you staring.

Most of us are not, ah, exposed to a plethora of foreign groins on a daily basis, and it can be a little intimidating. Luckily, the codpiece exists as an even more obvious crotch thing that it's totally okay to look at, because that's what they're for. You're supposed to admire a nice cod. They're stuffed and exaggerated to make fashion statements, and statements about wealth, and nice fabrics, and David Bowie in Labyrinth.

Mmm. David Bowie. ...What was I saying? Oh, right. Groins. Stuffing. Modesty! So anyway, we made a scent devoted to the mighty, nay, the noble codpiece.

A delicious, sensual fragrance with some green and wood and sexy in it. Look at my cod, this says. My cod is amazing.

(This item is a 5 ml bottle.)


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