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  • Das Boys collection
    $45.00 Das Boys collection
    We love the Jäger-lads as a set, and it seems somehow unfair to split them up. This is a set of all the Jäger scents (1, 2, and 3) in 5ml bottles. Op and at zem!

  • Girl Genius Collected Works (bottles)
    $142.00 Girl Genius Collected Works (bottles)
    One 5ml bottle of each of the Girl Genius scents. Put one on one wrist, one on another wrist, and yet another one on your neck--then make them fight!(full list of scents: Jägers 1, 2,& 3, Nize Hat, Madboy, The...

  • Girl Genius Collected Works (squees)
    $29.50 Girl Genius Collected Works (squees)
    One 1ml vial of each Girl Genius scent. We'll pack them up nice and tight and try to make sure they don't collaborate on a death ray before they get to you.full list of scents: Jägers 1, 2,& 3Nize HatMadboyThe...

  • Girl Genius Soaps Galore
    $58.00 Girl Genius Soaps Galore
    CLEAN YOURSELF WITH GIRL GENIUS SOAPS! Nine 3.5 to 4oz bars of soap-- THESE BARS: The Baron (plain, no-nonsense goat milk) Madboy (hemp with crushed grape seed and an eerie blue shimmer) Pirate Queen ON Duty (hemp with...

  • Jager #1 (soap)
    $7.00 Choose Options Jager #1 (soap)
    The soap: handsome sunshine-colored hemp with a touch of shimmer. The scent: jaunty and fierce! Clean as freshly-washed dirt, sharp as a brick. Lemon oil, oak moss, patchouli, white aniseed, and a pink rose in the lapel,...

  • A charming yellow-green-purple trio of stacked Jager cleanliness, by which we mean soap.
    $7.00 Jager #2 (soap)
    The soap: a distinguished deep green with aloe and a touch of shimmer. The scent: two leafy mints, gnarly patchouli root, balsam, and a speck of black licorice. Robust! This Jager likes long walks in the woods, getting...

  • A charming yellow-green-purple trio of stacked Jager cleanliness, by which we mean soap.
    $7.00 Choose Options Jager #3 (soap)
    The soap: a dusky, rich purple with honey and a hint of shimmer. The scent: a little dark, a little dirty, but with undeniable sweetness under the rough edges-- this is a Jäger to watch out for. No Jäger is...

  • Madboy (soap)
    $7.00 Choose Options Madboy (soap)
    A new and exciting way to rub Madboy on your body, this soap is lightly scrubby with crushed grapeseed and eerie blue shimmer in a hemp base. This scent, however, is the scent of mad genius hard at work. There's leather...

  • NIZE HAT soap: blue and gold and EXCITING
    $7.00 Choose Options Nize Hat (soap)
    The soap: blue and gold shimmery glittery hemp FANCINESS. Each one will be unique in its pleasing configuration of shiny patterns. The scent: a nize hat deserves a nize scent, ja. Remember, however, that "nice" compares...

  • RAWR fancy shimmery charcoal pirate queen soap
    $7.00 Choose Options Pirate Queen OFF duty
    The soap: Pirate Queen OFF duty is gently scrubby charcoal (FROM BURNING TOWNS*) with coppery shimmer in a hemp base. (It's the top bar in the picture-- the one underneath it is Pirate Queen ON duty. We just thought you'd...

  • shiny yummy coppery brown pirate queen ON duty soap
    $7.00 Choose Options Pirate Queen ON duty
    Pirate Queen ON duty-- the soap is hemp with gently scrubby crushed grapeseed and attractively looty coppery shimmer. (It's the top bar in the picture-- the one underneath it is Pirate Queen Off Duty. We just thought you'd...

  • Creamy white soap.
    $7.00 Choose Options The Baron (soap)
    Creamy, moisturizing goat milk soap scented with the Baron: rich, complex, and powerfully masculine, the Baron is a scent to wear when conquering towns and administrating with a practical-minded, questionably benevolent hand...

  • Delicious lemony-cream soap
    $7.00 Choose Options The Nuremburg Pudding Incident
    THE SOAP: pleasingly moisturizing goat milk with real powered lemon peel and a touch of gold shimmer. THE SCENT: While the Nuremburg Pudding Incident has been largely hushed up and reduced to tantalizing snippets of rumor...

  • Jäger #1
    $16.50 Jäger #1
    Jaunty and fierce! Clean as freshly-washed dirt, sharp as a brick. Lemon oil, oak moss, patchouli, white aniseed, and a pink rose in the lapel, because...well, yu never knows...(this scent is available as a 5ml bottle...

  • Jäger #2
    $16.50 Jäger #2
    Two leafy mints, gnarly patchouli root, balsam, and a speck of black licorice. Robust! This Jager likes long walks in the woods, getting caught in the rain, and hitting things with other things.(this scent is available as a...

  • Jäger #3
    $16.50 Jäger #3
    A little dark, a little dirty, but with undeniable sweetness under the rough edges-- this is a Jäger to watch out for. No Jäger is subtle, but this one approaches suaveness wearing elephant boots. Dangerously sexy...

  • Madboy
    $16.50 Madboy
    This scent is the scent of mad genius hard at work. There's leather toolbelts and handy restraints, of course. And over here, the shelf of glutinous unguents and resins imported in plain brown wrappers...a scrim of dust on...

  • Nize Hat
    $16.50 Nize Hat
    Because a nize hat deserves a nize scent, ja. Remember, however, that "nice" compares to "nize" the way a pleasant day by the sea compares to conquering that sea at the head of a flotilla of mighty clockwork sharks. We do...

  • Nuremburg Pudding Incident
    $16.50 Nuremburg Pudding Incident
    While the Nuremburg Pudding Incident has been largely hushed up and reduced to tantalizing snippets of rumor and hearsay after the fact, the two things most sources agree on are that the Professoressa Foglio was probably...

  • Pirate Queen (off duty)
    $16.50 Pirate Queen (off duty)
    After a hard day's work, there's nothing quite like kicking back with a nice warm cannon fusillade and a selection of small, defenseless villages. Ah, the good life! Three toasted woods, torched incense, clove bud and...


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