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A Low-Powered Collision (squee set)
The Quark Set in squee form. This assortment contains seven (7) squees, one of each quark scent. That means these:Up Quark Down Quark Top Quark Bottom Quark Charm Quark Strange Quark And a squee of Gluon, a scent only...
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Bottom Quark
Trivia moment: shortly after their discovery, there was a short but fierce fracas over what this quark and its partner quark would be named. We know them now as Top and Bottom, but they were nearly Truth and Beauty. We weep...
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Charm Quark
Any particle containing a charm quark is considered a charmed particle, as opposed to a charming particle. We wonder why--seriously, have you ever seen a D meson? It's seriously charming.So what does this most gracious and...
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Down Quark
The up and down quarks are the most stable of all the quark pairs: the others undergo particle decay and end up as one or the other. Were one inclined to indulge a metaphorical fancy, one might note that Up and Down could be...
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Strange Quark
The strange quark: how strange is it?(so strange they made a movie out of it! No more Rocky references, promise.)Turns out it's pretty strange; as a particle, perhaps redundantly, it has strangeness. Strangeness affects the...
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Top Quark
Holly and Ariel's conversation on the 7th of the month this was released, shortly after midnight, went a little like this: Holly: Oh no! Holly: there is no desc for Top Quark! Ariel: Did you not make one? Holly: I thought I...
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Up Quark
Elusive but happy, light yet mysterious, the Up quark is not where you expect it to be. It's always a little bit higher. Keep looking. Yeah, look up. People never think to look up. The Up quark is waiting for you patiently...
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