Ren tits. You know what I'm talking about. Corsets that give modest bosoms sudden cleavage and make lush bosoms threaten to overflow their velvet-brocade-fancy-trimmed-whatnot bounds. Girls in corsets. Women in corsets. Men in corsets! CORSETS.

Well, this is a tribute to them or something. Go nuts. Nuts like sugared almonds, which we totally put in this scent. There might be rose, too. Was there rose? I don't remember. Eh, whatever, it's sweet and stuff, you'll like it.

Hand me another ale, I'm exhausted from typing all that stuff about groins for Modesty Cod anyway. What? You want more notes? You want to know more about what it actually smells like? Come back tomorrow, I can't be arsed today.

(This item is a 5ml bottle.)