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  • SQUEE PARTY
    $29.50 Choose Options SQUEE PARTY
    Variety is important! We understand this.The Squee Party contains ten squees of your choice. Use the Comment box during checkout to tell us which ten scents you'd like, and we will...*ahem*...get that party started.Only...

  • Most Popular
    $38.50 Most Popular
    These thirteen scents are our most popular choices (and as such, this list will change!). They cover a nice range of types and provide a solid grounding if you're new to our menu or want to experience the most tried-and-true...

  • "You're Wearing WHAT?"
    $38.50 "You're Wearing WHAT?"
    "You're Wearing WHAT?" Thirteen of our most fun answers when someone inhales approvingly and asks what scent you're wearing. The name of this set is taken from the most often-reported response. :) Brontosaurus Loves...

  • A Little of Everything
    $38.50 A Little of Everything
    A Little of Everything: we've selected thirteen scents to give you a sampler pack with a good variety of things-- floral, woody, green, sweet, fruity, foody, and spicy, with bits for ladies and gentlemen both. Camping in...

  • All the Flowers
    $38.50 All the Flowers
    All the Flowers: thirteen squees of our favorite florals. Some of these scents are more floral, some are less, but all of them have at least one bloom squished in-- a handy sampler set for the petal pushers and...

  • Fancy Drinks
    $38.50 Fancy Drinks
    Fancy Drinks: a set of thirteen scents inspired by drinks both innocent and adult. We're kind of obligated to remind you not to drink them, but we think you'll enjoy wearing them instead. Brownian Motion Bathtub...

  • Gentlemen's Club
    $38.50 Gentlemen's Club
    Gentlemen's Club: thirteen of our scents most traditionally suitable for masculine wear, with a couple of unconventional choices that our male customers have liked a lot. Bathtub Gin Brontosaurus Loves...

  • Girl Genius Collected Works (squees)
    $29.50 Girl Genius Collected Works (squees)
    One 1ml vial of each Girl Genius scent. We'll pack them up nice and tight and try to make sure they don't collaborate on a death ray before they get to you.full list of scents: Jägers 1, 2,& 3Nize HatMadboyThe...

  • SCIENCE
    $38.50 SCIENCE
    SCIENCE! Thirteen of our most science-y scents, covering disciplines from astrophysics to vulcanology. We ourselves do not have the discipline to stick with just one, and you don't have to either. Brontosaurus Loves...

  • Vanilla and Friends
    $38.50 Vanilla and Friends
    The Vanilla and Friends Bag: thirteen of our favorite scents involving vanilla, from a tasteful trace to full-bore prominence. We love sweet stuff, obviously, and if you do too this assortment will provide plenty...

  • Why Am I So Delicious?
    $38.50 Why Am I So Delicious?
    Why Am I So Delicious? Thirteen of our choicest foody scents, mmm. Our dessert tray is a bon-bon bombshell. All sorts of sweetness are included here: cakes and pastries, candied fruits, liqueur truffles, sugared nuts, and...