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That Dream Where You're Naked at School

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This is a smell for people who have that dream--sometimes it's school, sometimes it's work, sometimes it's the trading floor of the New York Stock Exchange, but there you are. Naked. Everyone is looking at you. But this is now a good dream. There's a window open and a fresh breeze feels !@#$% amazing without any clothes on. It's warm. It is marvelous not to be wearing chafey pants or pinchy shoes, to just stand there proud as punch. Naked you! Everyone is looking at you, and they like you. They look a little envious. They wish they'd had the nerve to do something like that, but they'll have to wait their turn. This is your moment. A joyous, fearless scent: petitgrain, pink grapefruit, sunny amber, new-mown grass and the faint waft of early-summer blooms.

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  1. Pink cupcake 3 Star Review

    Posted by on 15th Aug 2014

    This makes me think more of a pink cupcake than flowers. (Why the cupcake is pink, I don't know. That's just the image I get.) I like it, but it's not something I'd wear, since I'm not up for smelling like food.

  2. Can I just BE this? 5 Star Review

    Posted by on 4th Jun 2013

    I LOVE this scent and have definitely made it my regular. Despite the fact that it doesn't last as long as I'd like on my skin I still give it five stars just because I love the scent so much. It's warm,not too sweet, and the citrus has just enough intensity. A random guy on the street told me I smelled like a wet, hot American summer and despite being somewhat creepy, I'm pretty sure that was a compliment.

  3. One of my faves! 5 Star Review

    Posted by on 21st Apr 2013

    This was actually one of the first scents I bought from ZOMG Smells, so it was pretty serendipitous that it worked out so well for me! It's definitely one of my faves. (If you have similar scent-preferences to me, my other fave is Large Hadron Collider Produces a Strangelet!)

    In the bottle, it's very citrusy and grapefruity, which I like.

    When I put it on, the citrus gets brighter, and it has background aspects of floral, as well as a sort of light incense-y scent (maybe it's the amber?)

    Later, the scent gets overall warmer and subtly spicier, with the floral and incense-y scents getting stronger, and the citrus fading to maybe just a hint of peel.

    On me, it's a well-balanced scent; I don't like stuff that's too floral or overly sweet, and I'm a big fan of citrus, so it fits the bill for me!

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