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GIRL GENIUS smells & soaps
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Baby Gorgon Birthday Party
Baby Unicorn Birthday Party
Barbaric Splendour
Bathtub Gin
Beyond Blueberry
Bosie
Brontosaurus Loves Triceratops
Brownian Motion
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Coffee Bee
Camping in a Vanilla Forest
Candied Head
Candy Mechanic
Captain of Industry
The Chieftain's Wife
Chocolate Orange Cordial
Coronal Mass Ejection
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Dantzick
Dastardly Banyan
DEATHMATCH! Edison v. Tesla
Deified
Dessert Rose
Doc Holliday
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Earth and Heaven
Elder Spicecake
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Firry
Freyja's Sweet Ride
Flower Sandwich
Four Seasons in Mighty Contention
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Garden Nap
Giant Robot Birthday Party
Girly Umbrella Drink
Green Knight
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Hatshepsut's Beard
Haydee
Heian-kyo
Higgs Boson
Hyang-Su
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Ice Cream Soda: Root Beer Float
Izanagi Plate
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Kudzu Doom
Kuiper Belt Objects Unite In Vengeance
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The Large Hadron Collider Produces a Strangelet
Lassi Come Home
The Last Gros Michel
Lemonbomb
The Little Red Spot
Lola
Lola's New Dress
Love Durian
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Magnacephalopoda Aesthetica
Mantle Plume
Marmalade Tabby
The Melancholy Death of Nikola Tesla
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Nuee Ardente
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Oort
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Pink Seven
Purple Almond
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Raptor Daddy
Resin & Root
Red Empress
Requiem for the Juan de Fuca Plate
Rocket Frog
Rose in Amber
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Scooter
Seagull Eating a Starfish
Siamese Squid Nebula
Smoky Black Chai
Snail Fur
Soft Lavender Cake
Space Whiskey
Spacebat
Sparkle Receptors
Spiced Hypatia
SR-71 Bakery Van
Sugar Dragon
Sweet on Zhang Heng
Swift-Tuttle's Shiny Butt
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Tasse de la Reine
Tesla
That Dream Where You're Naked
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Three Blossom Cupcake
Tom Kha
The Trials of St. Urho
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Vory v Zakony
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Wait Until Evening
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Xocolatl
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Zeppelin to the Moon
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Das Boys collection
We love the Jäger-lads as a set, and it seems somehow unfair to split them up. This is a set of all the Jäger scents (1, 2, and 3) in 5ml bottles. Op and at zem!
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Girl Genius Collected Works (squees)
One 1ml vial of each Girl Genius scent. We'll pack them up nice and tight and try to make sure they don't collaborate on a death ray before they get to you.full list of scents: Jägers 1, 2,& 3Nize HatMadboyThe...
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Jäger #1
Jaunty and fierce! Clean as freshly-washed dirt, sharp as a brick. Lemon oil, oak moss, patchouli, white aniseed, and a pink rose in the lapel, because...well, yu never knows...(this scent is available as a 5ml bottle...
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Jäger #2
Two leafy mints, gnarly patchouli root, balsam, and a speck of black licorice. Robust! This Jager likes long walks in the woods, getting caught in the rain, and hitting things with other things.(this scent is available as a...
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Jäger #3
A little dark, a little dirty, but with undeniable sweetness under the rough edges-- this is a Jäger to watch out for. No Jäger is subtle, but this one approaches suaveness wearing elephant boots. Dangerously sexy...
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Madboy
This scent is the scent of mad genius hard at work. There's leather toolbelts and handy restraints, of course. And over here, the shelf of glutinous unguents and resins imported in plain brown wrappers...a scrim of dust on...
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Nize Hat
Because a nize hat deserves a nize scent, ja. Remember, however, that "nice" compares to "nize" the way a pleasant day by the sea compares to conquering that sea at the head of a flotilla of mighty clockwork sharks. We do...
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Nuremburg Pudding Incident
While the Nuremburg Pudding Incident has been largely hushed up and reduced to tantalizing snippets of rumor and hearsay after the fact, the two things most sources agree on are that the Professoressa Foglio was probably...
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Pirate Queen (off duty)
After a hard day's work, there's nothing quite like kicking back with a nice warm cannon fusillade and a selection of small, defenseless villages. Ah, the good life! Three toasted woods, torched incense, clove bud and...
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Pirate Queen (on duty)
Can't burn the town? Mustn't burn the town? Even just a little tiny bit? No? Well, phooey. A layer of sweetness and light just barely obscuring the urge to LOOT AND BURN AT WILL. Maybe later? Sticky,...
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The Baron
Rich, complex, and powerfully masculine, the Baron is a scent to wear when conquering towns and administrating with a practical-minded, questionably benevolent hand. Bergamot, lavender, and amber mellowed by spiced rum, bay...
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