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  • Girl Genius Soaps Galore
    $58.00 Girl Genius Soaps Galore
    CLEAN YOURSELF WITH GIRL GENIUS SOAPS! Nine 3.5 to 4oz bars of soap-- THESE BARS: The Baron (plain, no-nonsense goat milk) Madboy (hemp with crushed grape seed and an eerie blue shimmer) Pirate Queen ON Duty (hemp with...

  • Jager #1 (soap)
    $7.00 Choose Options Jager #1 (soap)
    The soap: handsome sunshine-colored hemp with a touch of shimmer. The scent: jaunty and fierce! Clean as freshly-washed dirt, sharp as a brick. Lemon oil, oak moss, patchouli, white aniseed, and a pink rose in the lapel,...

  • A charming yellow-green-purple trio of stacked Jager cleanliness, by which we mean soap.
    $7.00 Jager #2 (soap)
    The soap: a distinguished deep green with aloe and a touch of shimmer. The scent: two leafy mints, gnarly patchouli root, balsam, and a speck of black licorice. Robust! This Jager likes long walks in the woods, getting...

  • A charming yellow-green-purple trio of stacked Jager cleanliness, by which we mean soap.
    $7.00 Choose Options Jager #3 (soap)
    The soap: a dusky, rich purple with honey and a hint of shimmer. The scent: a little dark, a little dirty, but with undeniable sweetness under the rough edges-- this is a Jäger to watch out for. No Jäger is...

  • Madboy (soap)
    $7.00 Choose Options Madboy (soap)
    A new and exciting way to rub Madboy on your body, this soap is lightly scrubby with crushed grapeseed and eerie blue shimmer in a hemp base. This scent, however, is the scent of mad genius hard at work. There's leather...

  • NIZE HAT soap: blue and gold and EXCITING
    $7.00 Choose Options Nize Hat (soap)
    The soap: blue and gold shimmery glittery hemp FANCINESS. Each one will be unique in its pleasing configuration of shiny patterns. The scent: a nize hat deserves a nize scent, ja. Remember, however, that "nice" compares...

  • RAWR fancy shimmery charcoal pirate queen soap
    $7.00 Choose Options Pirate Queen OFF duty
    The soap: Pirate Queen OFF duty is gently scrubby charcoal (FROM BURNING TOWNS*) with coppery shimmer in a hemp base. (It's the top bar in the picture-- the one underneath it is Pirate Queen ON duty. We just thought you'd...

  • shiny yummy coppery brown pirate queen ON duty soap
    $7.00 Choose Options Pirate Queen ON duty
    Pirate Queen ON duty-- the soap is hemp with gently scrubby crushed grapeseed and attractively looty coppery shimmer. (It's the top bar in the picture-- the one underneath it is Pirate Queen Off Duty. We just thought you'd...

  • Creamy white soap.
    $7.00 Choose Options The Baron (soap)
    Creamy, moisturizing goat milk soap scented with the Baron: rich, complex, and powerfully masculine, the Baron is a scent to wear when conquering towns and administrating with a practical-minded, questionably benevolent hand...

  • Delicious lemony-cream soap
    $7.00 Choose Options The Nuremburg Pudding Incident
    THE SOAP: pleasingly moisturizing goat milk with real powered lemon peel and a touch of gold shimmer. THE SCENT: While the Nuremburg Pudding Incident has been largely hushed up and reduced to tantalizing snippets of rumor...