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Everyone knows that the ancient Egyptians had mighty architectural prowess, but they were also the inventors of beer!

Serious beer researchers have determined that this was not in fact a flavorless affair of undercooked bread sitting in water until it fermented, but was in fact a sweet and fruity brew made from scratch with barley malt and emmer, a type of wheat. Despite beer, pyramids, a written language and papyrus, however, there was one serious lack in ancient Egyptian civilization: chocolate!

We have corrected this historical unfairness to create Theopatra, a blend of thick, sweet, wheaty beer and theobromine-rich chocolate. Between the two of them, they're solid proof that the world is beautiful and loves us a lot.

(This item is a 5ml bottle.)

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  1. A bit odd 4 Star Review

    Posted by on 23rd Feb 2014

    When wet it smells a bit weird, almost musty. As it dries more of the chocolate scent comes out and the musty scent mellows out and becomes quite nice.

  2. Not Really My Thing... 3 Star Review

    Posted by on 15th Feb 2013

    This one, on me, smells exactly as advertised. It's a rich chocolate deepened by a full-bodied beer-y yeastiness. It's strong and it lasts. It's nice in that it's a rich full scent that isn't at all sweet.

    ...unfortunately, I kinda hate beer. Well. Really hate beer. Like, a lot. Hence the three stars, which, to be fair, is pretty much personal preference. If you like the smell of beer (and, let me be clear, this is a wheaty-yeasty healthy beer scent, and not the stale beer stink after a booze-up), this might be just your thing.

    I do think it's very well-executed. It just really isn't a scent for me.

  3. Interesting, but not for me. 3 Star Review

    Posted by on 17th Oct 2012

    On application, all I could smell was chocolate chip cookie dough and wet dog. As it warmed up on my skin, it was deep, earthy, chocolatey but really, really strong! My partner and I found it a little overpowering, and not suitable for car rides or enclosed spaces (guess what we were up to that day). Possibly better suited to a night out.

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