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  • Any Scent You Want (8 bar batch)
    $52.00 Any Scent You Want (8 bar batch)
    We keep our usual soap varieties in stock, but we get requests periodically for a scent that we don't usually use. This is our answer! If you're willing to buy the whole batch, we will happily make you eight...

  • Shaving Soap (5 scents)
    $5.00 Choose Options Shaving Soap (5 scents)
    Our shaving soap is formulated to give you lots of nice slippery lather and help your blade of choice slide smoothly over whichever part you've decided needs less hair on it. You can also wash up with it, but as a soap...

  • Baby Unicorn Birthday Party soap
    $6.50 Choose Options Baby Unicorn Birthday Party soap
    What's the only thing better than your very own unicorn? Your very own BABY unicorn. And what's better than just one baby unicorn? A whole bunch of them-- with cake! This is the sweetest, softest, frilliest, most innocent...

  • Brownie In Motion
    $6.50 Choose Options Brownie In Motion
    Brownie In Motion uses our Brownian Motion scent (no surprise there) but we've done you one better: not only is there real scrubby coffee in it, there's real coffee butter too. Coffee butter is amazing and we want to put it...

  • Dr. Zomg's Superlative Polytonic Mira-suds
    $6.50 Choose Options Dr. Zomg's Superlative Polytonic Mira-suds
    The scent: The recipe for modern Coca-Cola is trademarked, of course, but the recipe for the original stimulating syrup is public domain. They're not quite the same thing, partially because the coca-leaf extract in the...

  • Garden Nap soap
    $6.50 Choose Options Garden Nap soap
    The scent: We created this scent after the exciting crisp chill of Fall turned to a grey and weary cold that made us long for summer naps on garden benches, warm even in the shade and surrounded by the green smell of...

  • Hatshepsut's Bath
    $6.50 Choose Options Hatshepsut's Bath
    The scent: Art of Hapshetsut's early reign shows her in traditional female garb and with a female shape, but wearing the pharaonic crown and beard and in a typically male stance. Later artists, either uncomfortable with the...

  • Marmalade Tabby soap
    $6.50 Choose Options Marmalade Tabby soap
    This smell is dedicated to Holly's own indolent and mouthy marmalade tabby, Fisher.Everything warm and soft and marmalade-y she could think of went into this blend. Soft fuzzy stomachs in the sun, the scent of kitty-head as...

  • Nuee Ardente soap
    $6.50 Choose Options Nuee Ardente soap
    French for “a glowing cloud”; Volcano for “I must have you right now, darling”. An incandescent current of superheated caustic gases and glittering shards of volcanic glass that rushes downhill...

  • Soft Lavender Cake soap
    $6.50 Choose Options Soft Lavender Cake soap
    The scent: Exactly what it says on the tin: this smells like a big slice of soft lavender cake, plus vanilla, coconut flakes, and icing. This is one for the lavender-lovers and the sweet tooths among you-- we know you're...

  • Spacebat Soap
    $6.50 Choose Options Spacebat Soap
    The scent: Never forget March 15, 2009. On that day, a small free-tailed bat clung resolutely to the space shuttle Discovery and rose through the Earth's atmosphere to the vastness beyond on a billowing plume of flame. No...

  • The Melancholy Soap of Nikola Tesla
    $6.50 Choose Options The Melancholy Soap of Nikola Tesla
    We owe Tesla a debt we can never repay: as the father of modern electrical engineering, radio, and innumerable other things that looked like mad science until they worked, he's also the father of this shop. His life was...