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Wine scents soon, and a tiny Hawaii anecdote


Update time! The wine scents are going well, I continue to get caught up, and in entirely unrelated news, last night/early this morning I had a brand new life experience: an earthquake while I was in the bathroom. No harm done but the hanging light swinging, but it certainly was startling.Thanks, Hawaii?

update from bed

Hi, humans. I am sick in bed watching the Matrix on my phone. I have not forgotten you, but I have been disgustingly ill for about a week now-- probably thanks to something I touched when I went to go see How To Train Your Dragon 3 with my family, because my mom got it [...]

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Feb Update: Mars Rover love, tongue-in-cheek Tesla & Edison riffs

UPDATE TIME: I am still working on some older orders, and putting in extra goodies as always. My helper's been unavailable and I'm slow alone-- the Ariel is much better at creation than production. Woe.COOKIES for the Mars Rover: an eloquent fan requested a re-release of this one in honor of Opportunity's long service (NASA [...]

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Buy 2 Get 1 Free 5 & 10ml Holiday Sale ends Jan 11... when the HONEY BUNCH will show up!

Shop update time! I had a nice rest over the holiday and hope you all did too. Current orders and giveaway stuff will all be mailed by the end of the week. <3SALE update: the Buy 2 Get 1 Free sale is going away Jan 11, so grab mega discounted bottles while you can!On Jan [...]

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Buy 2 get 1 free sale! Also, holiday shipping note!

HOLIDAY SALE TIME! Three 5ml or 10ml bottles for the price of two. Just tell me in the order comments what your three scents are, and they shall be yours.IMPORTANT NOTE: I do not live on the mainland anymore, I am shipping from Hawaii. That means that anything you buy after Dec 16 is increasingly [...]

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Holiday Limited Scent Update 2018!

I made trios of scents this year, because I've always liked threes-- I was a child raised on a variety of cultural mythologies and stories, several of which appreciated threes as a magically, supernaturally, or religiously significant number. Thus, I've dabbled with several scent themes I really enjoy, which gave me an excuse to make [...]

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Captain of Industry is temporarily out of stock! Woe.

Dear scented humans: I'm fine in the latest hurricane, but worried about those of you in the path, especially North Carolina. Please be safe.Shop news: I had to be out of town for ten days and left my dad in charge of shipping. Long story short, he was deeply confused about some addresses. I am [...]

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Coupon code freesqueeformee, and CAPTCHA is working again for mobile users!

Updated: All fixed! And here is a coupon code for $3.50 off, which = a free squee. :) Code is: freesqueeformeeDear excellent people: I'm working on figuring out how to upgrade my deprecated CAPTCHA today. I'll post again when it's working. In the words of the last person to inform me that it is broken: "Him [...]

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THE RETURN of "Wanna Get Pizza?"

A ton of orders will get popped into the mail today! The pig luau shall enter the world, joining the ranks of such other bizarre and mystical creatures as... "Want to Get Pizza?"Due to the aforementioned luau scent, also known as Lau Lau KaPOW: the Porkening!, I've grown wistful and nostalgic for the magical pizza-summoning [...]

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The Volcano Collection is LIVE! Go see! :D

Pssst. The Volcano Collection update is LIVE! :D I'm really proud of the work I did on this one, art and scents both. Please love me.PELE CREME BRULEE: a Hawaiian take on the delicious burnt-sugar and custard treat that so many of us love. The Volcano House restaurant which overlooks the caldera by a more [...]

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